Who knew grocery shopping was so filled with drama and tension:
"So there you stood, alone in some aisle in a store, the clock ticking away at the precious little time remaining to complete your weekly grocery shopping, and all you could do was scratch your head, confused and bewildered, and wonder, is there too much sugar in this product? Is 50 percent of the daily allowance of riboflavin a good thing or a bad thing? And how on Earth could this teeny little package contain five whole servings?It hard to conceive of such nerve-wracking stress at the ol' Super One Foods. The clock is ticking! There is so little time! Am I getting enough riboflavin? The decisions!
Of course, now that Obamacare has forced people to work fewer hours there will be more time to decipher those pesky labels because according to Joe Biden, you just don't have to keep that job! You can stay home with your kids or linger in the grocery store aisles deciphering those oh-so-confusing labels.
Who knew that making the font bigger on the calorie count would solve all my problems!
Honestly, don't these people have something real to do besides continuing to point out how stupid we all are? How many food labels do you think Michelle Obama reads? We're supposed to believe she identifies and relates to us? The little people?
She wears me out.