I just can't stay away.
Joe:"They wouldn't let me in on the peace talks. They said I need to be 'this tall' to negotiate".
"The duck says, 'Quack, quack, quack.'"
"And then I karate-chopped him like this! Owww!"
"So there I was in Cairo, walking like an Egyptian..."
"Yes, I've met Dr. Robert Reich."
"If reconciliation doesn't work, I suggest we try the hand jive."
Intoxicated with power both Joey Biden and Barry Obama fail the Field Sobriety Touch your Nose Test.
"You can't add any more to the Health Care Bill Mr. President, they can only stack shit this high!"
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