Lindsay Lohan? Felony grand theft? REALLY?! Somebody help this girl, please.
An unprecedented THIRD snow day from Bossier Parish Schools! Are you serious? I mean, I'll take it, but I know my Iowa relatives are laughing at us.
Obama says he "hasn't raised taxes" once?! Are you freakin' CRAZY man? OMG.
In Bangladesh they've exhumed the body of a 15 year old girl who died after being lashed to death; "no external injuries" didn't fly so NOW they're going to investigate. Right.
If you're a witch in Romania it might be time to find a new job. If your predictions "don't come true" you might end up in jail.
Enough of the weird world!
People are NUTS. I could totally be a hermit. Seriously. As long as hermits are allowed to have computers and beer. And dogs.
If you're shut in somewhere and getting cabin fever, take another look at Second Hand Rose and help a lady out. Buy something! Call Milly (318.371.9830) and buy yourself something fun! But, I'll tell you, the inkwell is off the table, as are the lamps. There's still lots of cool stuff, though! LOVE the ashtray! Instead of hitting my tip jar this month, help Milly out! SIGIS appreciates you; she's a nice lady.
Meanwhile, I'll be playing hermit until spring comes. Well, actually, we're going back to Milly's on the 19th for the German Fasching celebration, but I'll be a hermit until then.