Enter Chuck Norris into the birther controversy.
If anybody can get Obama to show his birth certificate, wouldn't it be Chuck Norris?
Even the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris. Even Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris has penned a birthday letter to Obama in which he asks the president to, once and for all, produce the document if for no other reason but to diffuse the birther controversy.
"I'm writing you because this is no longer a matter merely about proving a presidential prerequisite in the Constitution. Refusing to post a copy of your original birth certificate is an unwise political and leadership decision that is enabling the birther controversy. The nation you are called to lead is experiencing a growing swell of conspirators who are convinced that you are covering up something. So why not just prove them wrong and shut them up?"
Sounds logical to me. Norris goes on to point out that in the interest of "transparency" and openness in government, why not reveal the original document, and move on.
Will Obama do it? Remember, Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air; he holds air hostage. I'd do it, if it were me.
Update: There's now a Memeorandum thread about Mr. Norris's letter.
(H/T: Kim Ebey/FB)