So what can you do? Not much, but one Dallas blog offers the Drought Drunk Game:
How to play Drought DrunkMore suggestions:
Here's the general concept:
At any point in your day, if you hear people talking about the weather, you drink. You hear someone say, "Ugh! I'm soooo sweaty!" Drink.
"It's 106! When's it gonna rain???" Drink twice.
(Once for the current temperature update, once for the bitching about lack of rain.)
Lawn or plant updates.
"I just can't water enough." Drink.
The rest is here.
I'd suggest trying this game with water, though. It'll keep you from getting heatstroke and if you try it with alcohol you'd be over the legal limit in no time at all.