Obama Just Needs a Nicotine Fix

In what must surely be a bit of comic relief, Vanity Fair offers the proposition that all Obama needs to become the Paragon of Hope and Change again is a nicotine fix. 

Apparently his irritability, petulance, and indecisiveness have nothing to do with an arrogant nature and being in a job well over his means and experience.  It's a lack of nicotine.  Who knew?

Meanwhile, John Boehner and his nicotine habit are so in control that they've hijacked Washington:

House Speaker John Boehner, who has no interest in quitting smoking, successfully hijacked the legislative process for weeks and secured an agreement that was far more appealing to his ranks. For the sake of the country, can someone get the president a pack of Parliaments?

And all along I just thought he was an amateur politician with a thin resume and an ego problem.